How Evil are you?
You Are 64% Evil You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You? Blogthings: Our Quizzes Weren't Written By Bored 12 Year Olds
View ArticleWhat Kind of Soda Are You?
You Are Root Beer Ultra sweet and innocent, you have a subtle complexity behind your sugary front.Children love you, but so do high end snobs... when you're brewed right.Your best soda compatibility...
View ArticleAre You a Window or a Mirror?
You Are a Mirror You are a very private person. You need your alone time to introspect and recharge.You don't mind being around others, but you prefer to spend the bulk of your time by yourself.You...
View ArticleMad Cow Disease....
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?" "Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the...
View ArticleNew Job....
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman...
View ArticleDark in Here.....
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. Then the woman's husband also comes...
View ArticleWhy They're Called Boobs
I stoled this from another board, I hope the guy who posted it doesn't get upset
View ArticleI Don't Always Steal From Other People, But When I Do....
Hahaa, I took this off of Patch's facebook page. I've seen a bunch of these around, and some of them are really funny.....so this is the thread to put them when you find them
View ArticleWhat Does Your Username Mean?
What Immortalprincess Means: I is for Impressive I is for Impressive M is for Mysterious M is for Mellow O is for Orderly R is for Rich T is for Terrific A is for Alluring L is for Loud P is...
View Articleservice....
I became confused when I heard the word "service" used with these agencies. Internal Revenue 'Service''U.S. Postal 'Service' Telephone 'Service' Cable TV 'Service' Civil 'Service' State, City, County...
View Articlewhile on a date.....
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students: "Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady,how would you tell her that you have to go to the...
View Articledamn auto-correct
A man received the following text from his neighbour: "I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In...
View Articleanimals in heaven
The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. - A cat shows upSt Peter says "I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn't cause any trouble, so I want to...
View ArticleAre you going to hell?
Note: there is music so turn your speakers down if you don't want to listen. XD Also, not safe for work in parts.http://www.hotlanta.com/helltest.htmMy results: 140. 131 - 160: You're enjoying life to...
View ArticleWhat does Google think of you?
When posting results, best to delete any repeats or ones that are just "is" after your name. XDhttp://www.googlism.com/index.htmMy results: lace is freeware screen saver lace is very provocative lace...
View ArticleLanguage!
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell 'All you sons...
View Articleflasher...
Three little old ladies are sitting on a bench, when a flasher comes along and opens his coat.The first little old lady had a stroke.The second little old lady had a stroke.The third little old lady's...
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